Mom: Who are you going to marry, Meredith?
M: My boyfriend.
Mom: Julien? Isn't he your boyfriend?
M: No! He's my boyfriend at school but I'm not marrying him. I'm going to marry Harry Potter.
Mom: Harry Potter - your invisible friend?
M: Yes. And who is the girl?
Mom: Hermione.
M: Hermione is my friend too. She's invisible too. And she's going to be at my wedding.
(I hope she'll be wearing a DRESS under her veil!)

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For the record...if she ever gets married at a Nudist camp...I'm not coming. I'll send her a lovely present and a sweet note but there is no way parts of my body are seeing daylight. Not happening.
Trust me, they'll thank me for it. The wedding photos would be scary.
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